UN BELIEV ABLE

No seriously.
What part of I am having a baby and WONT be able to watch your kid the day after I get home from the hospital doesn't make any sense?
What part of I'm going to have my tubes tied (surgically) and WONT be able to watch your kid for at least a week doesn't seem like a possibility?
OH YEAH and what part of my MOM and my AUNT( who I haven't seen in almost 10 years) are coming to visit me from this date to this date and I WONT be able to watch your kid then either (I'm giving you a months warning) DONT you understand?


I mean seriously folks, How is it that these are me being inconsiderate?
Who the hell would even ask their friend that?
I'll tell you who. (I bet you knew that was coming) Someone who apparently has absolutely NO CONSIDERATION for anyone elses life.
It just goes back to the same bitch and gripe I've had. Why the hell would you get a third shift job and expect your extremely pregnant friend to watch your kid when there's no one else that can do it?
Wouldn't you get a day shift job since there are people around the neighborhood who can and will watch your kid for cheap during the day and not leave the responsibility of your pregnant friend who could literally go into labor at any time to find someone to watch your kid when she has to get a hold of her extended family to watch her own kids if she goes into labor.
Then what happens? You sleep all fucking day and ask who? who? to pick up your kid at the bus stop? That's right, the same friend.
I AM SO SICK of being treated like a door mat.
Yeah I know Michelle, that's your title right? lol. I joke.
But seriously, the thing that sucks the most about this is AFTER , like a month after I have the baby I wont mind watching her damn kid. But I mean come on, why in anyone's head does this make sense until then. It doesn't to me. I know it's my fault because I'm a spineless weenie who doesn't like to piss people off or hurt their feelings. I just wish that someone , or more so Jess, would consider how this is to me and that she might make me feel like an asshole to say no because "she doesn't have anyone who can watch her kid 3rd shift but me"
Really I wouldn't mind doing it you know even for free if she didn't just spring this shit on me and make me feel like if I don't give her a hand that I'm a bad person.

I know you guys are so sick of hearing me bitch. I would be too.
I just don't understand people. Ya know?